Modern Little Red Hen

Modern Little Red Hen:


"'That would be overtime for me ,' said the cow.
'I'd lose my welfare benefits,' said the duck.
'I'm a dropout and never learned how,' said the pig.
'If I'm to be the only helper, that's discrimination,' said the goose."

If you have never read The Modern Little Red Hen, take two minutes to check it out here. Whoever wrote it was really on the ball. It was originally published in Reader's Digest!