Guantanamo options.

Bush considers Guantanamo options. :

Might I humbly suggest a new family friendly wing without men? I think cubby houses with little front lawns might be nice and gingham sheets. Sunday singalongs and Friday night bonfires, you know, that sort of thing. Oh, and a BBQ everyweek and plenty of Coopers or Fosters. 24 hour surveillance, an evictee once a week and a million bucks for the person who can stay it out the longest.