Drunken soldier crashes 2 tanks.

1. The Germans will be pleased.
2. The British are sacrificing a long history of military credibility.
3. He was 18.
4. He stole and drove one tank out of a camp.
5. He stole and drove a second tank out of a camp.

This is hardly reassuring in the light of the two nuclear subs which collided last week.

Read it and weep.