Banana Plants in her Knickers

Image via WikipediaSuspecting she was concealing something on her body, a female officer frisked her and found she was concealing three banana plants in her underpants.

 

I am speechless. How could you sit on a plane from Samoa with banana plants in your knickers and why would you? We have plenty of bananas here and they are good bananas. We even have choices. I'd hate to stuff banana plants in my undies and go on a long journey. The mind just boggles.