Cloning

We amused ourselves no end talking about cloning today. We were in no mood to be serious and I have no idea why. All started by someone sliding along and nearly doing herself a dreadful injury because of the huge downpour and it just went on from there.To cut a lot of hilarity short, we came up with some dedicated, positive uses of cloning:

1. Cloning chicken legs, steak, chops etc so the animals don't have to be killed. Can you imagine rows and rows of steaks pegged on the line ready to go to the supermarket?

2. Growing toes, fingers, hands , arms etc for people who accidentally lose bits of themselves in work place and sporting accidents. Again...rows and rows of fingers pegged up to dry and be ready for the microsurgery. You see, we decided we are pretty awesome because we have the amazing capacity to sew fingers and hands back on...so the cloning needs to support these talented and gifted micro surgeons.

3. My favourite was cloning skins cells to pack into the grooves of wrinkles. Like cloned face putty!