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Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Spray-on mud: the ultimate accessory for city 4x4 drivers

Guardian Unlimited | Life | Spray-on mud: the ultimate accessory for city 4x4 drivers:

"It could be the ultimate accessory for the 4x4-driving city dweller: spray-on mud. A few squirts and neighbours will think you spent the weekend hurtling along muddy lanes looking for a country retreat, rather than sitting in traffic on the way to drop the kids off before your yoga class."

I love it! Something frivolous and silly. But who is the silly one? It's selling well in the UK and the US. We wouldn't buy it here. We are in the driest state on the driest continent ...so they keep telling us - but has global warming/climate change/ climate science changed any of that? We don't have to pretend. Just wait till it rains a bit or just park the car outside and we can offer you a fully authentic I have driven up North /across the Nullabor/ across the Hay plain look. We can supply grey, écru, red, brown, charcoal coloured mud and your vehicle will look so genuinely off road . The dust here ought to be bottled! In exchange we'll purchase anything to do with clean water and/or car cleaning.

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