I waited in vain for my invitation to the royal nuptials. I gather the invitation was perhaps mislaid in the post. It simply would not do to send a royal email. It is simply not done. I had rather expected an emissary on horseback, but the terrain may well have proven to be too daunting for a finely bred equine. I had spent weeks polishing my crown and it looked just so spectacular with my sapphire gown. Now, alas, it still sits majestically, but neglected, upon my dining room table. I am certain they had no intention of creating such an oversight and I wish the royal couple well. Now I must patiently wait for William.
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