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Thursday, December 29, 2005

Scientists cause a stir over vanishing teaspoons

Scotsman.com News - Scientists cause a stir over vanishing teaspoons:

"Supporting expectations, 80 per cent of the spoons vanished during the period - although those in private areas lasted nearly twice as long as those in communal sections."

Well, there you have it. Scientists have proven you would need to buy 250 spoons a year to keep a constant set of 70 spoons. They really do vanish! They suspect it's caused by resistentialism where inanimate objects dispay an aversion to human beings or perhaps they are just migrating, as per The Hitchikers's Guide to the Galaxy, to a planet with other spoonoid life. This article is well worth the read. Intriguing!!

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