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Friday, August 29, 2008

Children suing schools

Legal cases mount up over schoolyard injuries | The Courier-Mail


CHILDREN are suing schools for hundreds of thousands of dollars in damages for injuries caused while playing games such as tiggy.

This has gone too far.Litigation lunacy strikes again. Perhaps we should put the children in a pen at break times and maybe toss them a sausage now and then? We'd have to make sure they were tied up so they couldn't move. Schools will soon just be places to house ornaments. If this continues we shall have to close schools and put the children back in parental care for home schooling. I'd hate to see statues in the school yard at break times. Maybe we should just create virtual schools? Can you fall off the web?

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